ROTTENSWAP Kicks Off DeFi Summer 2022
Rising From the Dead Yet Again, the Zombie Chef Cranks the Meat Grinder for Another Classic NFT Drop
A group of admins for a rugged project make one last desperate attempt to secure exit liquidity.
DeFi or DeadFi? Blockchain Boogeymen Champion Crypto Adoption
Decentralized Finance has made tremendous progress since Halloween 2020. Mark Cuban was rugged on Titan Finance, starting off 2022 strong with a New Year’s resolution for routine Polygon scams.
ROTTENSWAP’s very own CryptoHydrate brought the heat directly to Polygon’s founder and CEO Sandeep Nailwal during the inaugural Harvard Blockchain Conference in Boston, Massachusets. Alerting him to the thieving maggots feasting on the funds of unsuspecting NFT normies via his company’s L2 scaling solution, CryptoHydrate succeeded in wasting everyone’s time for three minutes as Sandeep committed to explore solutions to the problem. Bravo.
Vitalik Buterin appears to be finally thawing out, recently criticizing “ape pictures” for being “another form of gambling” and alluding to the fact that Ethereum is designed to contribute to the public good. Don’t worry Rotalik, we got you covered.
An Exit Scam For The Ages
Andre Cronje finally rugged, as announced by Anton Nell, an exit foreseen by CryptoHydrate and DefiMaster in the Tim Templeton collection, a small run of two 10/10 editions created in the fall of 2020.
The Rottenswap Community is proud to welcome the Fantom, Yearn, Keep3r and Multichain communities to the ranks of the rugpulled. We warned you.
Andre tried to run, but the soulless gaze of the Zombie Chef and the prospect of non rug-pull DeFi projects pierced Andre’s soul and he was completely paralyzed in fear.
These days it is difficult to find Andre — word on the street is that he is hiding at his mom’s house in the basement, praying on his knees every night that he never encounters a Tim Templeton creation ever again.
Enter the Dungeon with Discretion
- Anyone asking too many questions will be deported to a shipyard gulag in Murmansk. You need to have some moderate knowledge of DeFi and NFTs to hang with our crew.
- Don’t expect ROT to go up in price or the NFTs to be worth anything. RottenToken only dumps. In fact, the entire token ecosystem could be rugged at literally any time. Our developer died of COVID so don’t expect any development stuff.
- If Elon Musk posts about our project, don’t expect us to turn the rotten mortuary into a nerve center for shilling, or for the admins to finally get their shit together. We’re lazy and this is as good as it gets. Thanks in advance for the exit liquidity.
ROTTENSWAP’s Sizzling Summer 2022 NFT Airdrop!
The Zombie Chef has once again hired the nefarious rotten administrator CryptoHydrate to work as a sous chef in his kitchen of horrors. The Summer 2022 NFT release from ROTTENSWAP will feature:
- Unreleased variations of ICY ROTALIK and Pixel Pink Wolf of Rottenswap.
The drops will randomly happen in June, dropped to ROTTENSWAP’s most loyal degenerates and some OGs in the Ethereum community.
Halloween 2022 Teaser — Elon Musk — GOD OF MARS
A meek, autistic businessman turned Emperor of the Known Universe, Elon Musk’s underdog story shares similarities with ROTTENSWAP’s slow and steady ascent towards complete domination of the DeFi ecosystem.
Elon Musk actually tweeted the word “nice” in January, causing Tim Templeton’s experiment NICE to pump. George Rot Soros was so excited to receive exit liquidity that he accidentally deleted the NICE bot in Telegram, which can only be re-added by Tim Templeton. George strikes again!
Halloween Drop Dates & Additional Information
Keep an eye out for announcements on Twitter from the @ROTNFT page. This is the ONLY place that additional information about ROTTENSWAP will be announced. Additional variations and goodies will be announced all throughout October. Good luck!
~ The ROTTENSWAP admin team. (Just CryptoHydrate, Jeoi Reqi and George at this point)
